Episodes

Sept. 27, 2023

Bonus Episode 26: Desperately Orcish Housewives Pt.7

The final household; A never-ending hallway; Power of friendship. Deborah (Mitchell), Vivian (Claire), and Kia (Wesley) continue on to confront the Rodriguez household. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Omen -- Presence of Music; Shady Town; Intruder D...

Aug. 30, 2023

Bonus Episode 24: Desperately Orcish Housewives Pt.6

Widespread mind control; Personal drama abound; Heading into rain. Kia (Wesley), Deborah (Mitchell) and Vivian (Claire) confront their own demons before heading to the big bad's lair. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Plot -- Presence of Music; Shady ...

Aug. 9, 2023

Bonus Episode 24: Desperately Orcish Housewives Pt. 5

Abs for the worthy; A magical weedwhacker; The truth emerges. Deb (Mitchell), Vivian (Claire), and Kia (Wesley) continue their investigation. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Chasing Victory; Shady Town; City of Duisburg -- One Man Symphony, CCBY4.0...

July 19, 2023

Bonus Episode 23: Desperately Orcish Housewives Pt.4

Another locked door; A mysterious French press; Boundless narcissist. The party investigates the house of Professor O'Malley. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Decision -- Presence of Music; Shady Town; Oubliette -- Presence of Music; Infiltration -...

June 14, 2023

Bonus Episode 22: Desperately Orcish Housewives Pt.3

The neighbourhood watch; Underground pirate syntax; Mystery deepens. The gang continue their investigation of Nova's death. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Plot -- Presence of Music; Quirkasaurus -- Darren Curtis; Shady Town; Haunted Town; Oubliette...

May 24, 2023

Bonus Episode 21: Desperately Orcish Housewives Pt.2

A short funeral; A long investigation; Suspicious neighbors. Vivian (Claire), Kia (Wesley) and Deb (Mitchell) reluctantly investigate the death of their good friend Nova (Jeremiah). Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Community -- Presence of Music; Sc...

May 17, 2023

Bonus Episode 20: Desperately Orcish Housewives Pt.1

We're finally doing Desperate Orcish Housewives. This is set of bonus episodes featuring a one shot separate from the main campaign. Deborah (Mitchell), Kia (Wesley), Nova (Jeremiah), Vivian (Claire) go about their daily lives as orcish housewives un...

May 3, 2023

Episode 59: Terrifyingly Eternal Hunger

Eternal Hunger; 'There was no other option; Growing seeds of doubt. Hyrkir (Jeremiah), Niclaus (Roy) and Seirys (Mitchell) implement their plan to deal with the rust monster infestation. It totally goes to plan. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Tacti...

April 26, 2023

Episode 58: Terribly Rusty Deliberations

Rust monster problem; An endless, ferrous buffet; A plan in action. Hyrkir, Seirys and Niclaus come up with a complex and wooden plan to deal with the rust monster infestation. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Maze -- Presence of Music; Den -- Presen...

April 4, 2023

Episode 57: Bitterly Complex Shopping

Out for three whole days; Adversarial shopping; Another mission. Hyrkir, Seirys and Niclaus spend several days recovering from their brief encounter with the trash system otyugh. In order to reach the surface, they must do one more task. Beatdown C...

March 21, 2023

Episode 56: Peculiarly Living Disposer

Compactor physics; Living garbage disposal; Finally, rescue. Hyrkir, Niklaus and Seirys continue to traverse the underground maintenance area of the arcology. Turns out it's a pretty dangerous area. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Sewers; Silent Ri...

March 14, 2023

Episode 55: Abnormally Humanoid Garbage

A dangerous man; Billow, Billow, Billow, Sword; Taking out the trash. Hyrkir (Jeremiah), Niklaus (Roy) and Seirys (Mitchell) encounter a deadly bounty hunter. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Tactical War; Canyon -- Presence of Music; City of Duisbur...

Feb. 28, 2023

Warmup 5: Mysteriously Fungal Protest

This is a short improv warmup session with Roy, Jeremiah, and Mitchell as their characters (Niclaus, Hyrkir and Seirys, respectively) encounter a mushroom miscreant. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Shady town; Evil garden -- Presence of Music; Haunte...

Feb. 14, 2023

Episode 54: Defiantly Fierce Resistance

Investigation; Then an interrogation; Man in a duster. Hyrkir (Jeremiah), Niclaus (Roy) and Seirys (Mitchell) make their way to Rudiger Niigrim's apartment. Surprises (and plungers) await them. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Midnight creeping -- J...

Feb. 7, 2023

Episode 53: Highly Dangerous Ride

Pricey suicide; Magic purple smoke everywhere; Questionable ally. Hyrkir (Jeremiah), Niclaus (Roy) and Seirys head to a new part of the city. They are given a new task. A special thank you to our patrons Rachel and Vegar, whose custom NPCs appear i...

Jan. 31, 2023

Episode 52: Yet Another Recap

Another recap; That's a lot of episodes; Watch out for spoilers. Niklaus (Roy), Seirys (Mitchell) and Hyrkir (Jeremiah) recap the events of season one and two as they travel through Niklaus' mind. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Dungeon-Cave -- YouF...

Jan. 24, 2023

Bonus Episode 19: Belatedly Chaotic Holiday Pt.2

Making a new friend; Stage fright is universal; A raucous party. Goblet (Willy), Gobplerk (Roy) and Kaurnflek (Juanne) continue exploring the underground dungeon underneath Solsco. They make a shocking discovery (and find pizza). Beatdown City -- Dar...

Jan. 17, 2023

Bonus Episode 18: Belatedly Chaotic Holiday Pt. 1

A trip to Solsco; Shopping can be dangerous; A hidden dungeon. It's the holiday special that no one asked for. Goblet (Willy), Gobplerk (Roy) and Kaurnflek (Juanne) go on an adventure to the Solsco wholesaler to celebrate the holidays. Beatdown City ...

Dec. 6, 2022

Episode 51: Totally Reliable Metro

Some consequences; A mysterious dungeon; Search for justice starts. The party deals with the consequences of their actions before joining Tygrr and Alistair in investigating the newly opened hole in the plaza courtyard. The group makes a decision on ...

Nov. 22, 2022

Episode 50: Recklessly Magical Attrition

Battle of cantrips; Death by a thousand magics; Secret underneath. The party faces off with Lillian, who offers Niklaus a choice. A long struggle with a shocking amount of DM natural 1s occurs. Hyrkir, Niclaus and Seirys stand up. Beatdown City --...

Nov. 8, 2022

Episode 49: Violently Rocky Battle

Earth Elemental; Smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash; Exhausted party. The party continues their attempt to save the plaza. Unexpected casualties are sustained. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Action Epic Cinematic Victory -- ZakharValaha; C...

Nov. 1, 2022

Episode 48: Slightly Belated Rescue

Weapons exercise; Free magitech everywhere; Another battle. Hyrkir, Niclaus and Seirys return to find the plaza under attack. They promptly jump into the fray. Allies help. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Schoolyard Spy -- Darren Curtis; Obstacle -- Pre...

Oct. 18, 2022

Episode 47: Evenly Distributed Justice

Invisible fight; A Valdivian weapon; No time for justice. The party fights the invisible stalker sent to kill them, and then hurry back to save the plaza. Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Tactical War; We've Been Breached -- Darren Curtis; City of Duisbu...

Oct. 11, 2022

Episode 46: Helpfully Revealing PowerPoint

A destroyed office; Look at these slide transitions; Enemy returns. Hyrkir (Jeremiah), Niklaus (Roy) and Seirys (Mitchell) finish teleporting and discover a destroyed branch office of a mysterious company. They learn about their past and present. Beatdo...